“Wow, everything in here looks pricey. Feels inappropriate for a guy like me to be near this stuff.”
“Nonsense, Will, you fit right in.”
“Hah, because I have the Vitruvian Man on my forearm? Very funny.”
“No. Because you are… of immeasurable value. To me.”
A patron requested an au with art collector Hannibal falling for tattoo artist Will :))