the color coordination of the beret and suspenders… effortless grunge chic
5. whatever THIS was
he really was That Tiny Twink huh
4. the dicknose shirt
just imagine the process behind this purchase like mac was out there cruising through racks of clothing and he saw the dick mention and instantly thought “i must own this shirt”
3. mesh tank
guns out, nips kinda out, this look singlehandedly destroyed homophobia
2. green & glittery
he’s literally out here covered in secondhand body glitter from the beefcake he made out with in the bathroom stall we love a messy icon
1. brokeback mountain extra
i don’t even have to explain the sheer overpowering energy radiating from this look. the cowboy hat. the sleeveless plaid. the rugged self-assured steely gaze into the distance. he’s gay, y’all
it’s come to my attention that i’ve left off some crucial looks so i thought i’d give a shout out to these honorable mentions
8. goth queen
y’all he wore a shirt with dicks touching… he did that for us
9. mama’s bbq boy
this look invented the concept of baseball tees. bonus points for not being daddy’s bbq, gender equality is so important
10. instagram MUAs are shaking
look at that perfect winged eyeliner someone give him a makeup tutorial youtube channel already
11. hawaiian dad
i am so sorry for leaving his tommy bahama shirts off the original list of looks… also he is literally talking about how gay he is in this scene so it’s extra impactful
12. thechubby bear representation we all needed
but it’s not the chubby bear representation we deserve… he’s too good for us
13. sheriff of paddy’s
the drama of this look alone threw the first brick at stonewall
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