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Tag: X-men
Superhero Aesthetics // X-Men Pt.1
Mutation, it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve
into the dominant species on the planet. This process normally takes
thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia,
evolution leaps forward.
Dog Trainer AU!!! Erik’s a severe and super serious trainer of his beautiful Doberman Hund. And Charles is an overly affectionate trainer and dog rescue owner who has just adopted his Corgi Professor Puppington and unfortunately has spoiled it rotten.
Bad pick up lines 11/?
Bad pick up lines 12/?
“You’re mad at me.”
Charles barely glances up from his magazine. He’s engaged. He’s riveted, really, and Erik’s not distracting and Erik doesn’t deserve his attention. Charles is mature. He leagues more mature than Erik.
“I’m not mad at you,” Charles says. He rustles the magazine and focuses his attention on the article he’s reading. “I don’t know why you would say that.”
“I’m saying it because you always make that snooty face when I’ve done something that doesn’t quite meet your approval, like you can’t believe you allow yourself to be seen with me.”
Charles wrinkles his nose and pushes his reading glasses up. “That’s absurd,” Charles says. “I absolutely do not. And I’m not angry. You’re just projecting because you feel guilty.”
“Nope,” Erik says, and Charles steals a peek, watches him stirring his coffee, and god, it’s really not fair how fucking attractive Erik always is, even first thing in the morning—well, one in the afternoon—even when Charles is—yes, okay, annoyed with him. “I don’t feel guilty at all, because when I said, ‘Do you want me to go to the Summers’ kids recital with you?’ You said, ‘You don’t have to, you can come along if you wake up in time.’ And I said, ‘There’s no way I’ll wake up in time, but I’ll go if you want me to’ and you said, ‘It doesn’t matter.’”
Charles huffs and doesn’t say anything.
“Charles, if you want me to do something with you, I’ll do it. You just have to actually ask,” Erik says. “We’re not all telepaths.” Charles opens his mouth to snap at him, but before he can so much as draw in a breath, Erik continues. “But, since I’m such a nice guy, I’m going to finish my coffee and then I’m going to make it up to you.”
Charles can feel Erik’s smirk, even though Erik’s back is to him. His back, fuck, and his waist and those jeans and—
“Bloody hell, you drive me mad sometimes,” Charles mutters, and Erik just laughs.
“If you think that’s bad, wait until I finish my coffee.”
Mesmerized by the center gif, that endlessly delightful swagger. Still watching… still… watching…
80s AU in which Raven and Azazel are total jerks but it was too good a chance to pass up. Also its really funny to embarrass Erik.
Although when Charles finds out he’s gonna be mad. Probably.
Also i guess Azazel doesn’t own shirts.
AU: The dangerous leader of the “Brotherhood of Mutants”, Magneto, is saved by a young and inexperienced mutant, Charles Xavier. PART 1 PART 2
“Erik, that’s the worst compliment I’ve ever heard!”
“How strange, I thought that it would have been the perfect catchphrase for you.”
“What? Groovy? I’d never say that!”
Totally metal and a total sap. Haha The 80s Au is so dumb and cheesy and I dunno how to stop drawing it. Laaaameee
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